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Cinderella With A Chain Saw

Just your friendly neighborhood Tumblr!

I am a Potterhead, first and foremost.
I am also a Oncer,
Airbender,and Nerdfighter Extraordinaire! I listen to Panic! At The Disco, The Mountain Goats and Neutral Milk Hotel almost exclusively, although I was rased on a diet of Dave Matthews and The Beatles.

Essentially, I am 15, bored, and living in the middle of everywhere. My dream is to be able to make a living by drinking tea and reading Middle-grade Fiction. Writing Middle-grade fiction is a close second. Being a naive child, I'll probably keep plugging away at it until I'm sniveling in a gutter somewhere and I FINALLY realize that I should have become an accountant. Regardless, I'm not quite there yet, so let's have some fun, yeah?
Aug 29 '14




I respect bees more than I respect white men in positions of power

I know I already made this joke, but seriously, this is the entire storyline to The Secret World.

And The Secret Life Of Bees

Aug 29 '14


we got skeleton decorations in at my work

(Source: masoncheryl)

Aug 29 '14

Day 490:


John Green is not my best friend yet. 

Alright, you lovely followers! We have TEN DAYS to come up with the greatest thing you’ve ever seen to celebrate 500 Days of John Green. 


Aug 29 '14

(Source: heyyyybrother)

Aug 29 '14

(Source: amahzingphil)

Aug 29 '14


How many followers do u need to have before u just get random curious anons or am i just too boring

Aug 29 '14
Aug 29 '14




someone told me once that “blink blink” is cat for “I love you”

I’m sure this is total bullshit but i choose to believe it.

cats are hardcore man. instead of going, “i love you,” or whatever, they’re just like, “YOU ARE NEITHER MY ENEMY NOR MY PREY AND I THUS ALLOW YOU TO BE IN MY UNGUARDED PRESENCE.”

Aug 28 '14






i bet dragons would probably think it’s really cool that we produce water in our mouths


That last image is too adorable to not reblog.

this is the cutest

This makes me so happy

Aug 28 '14


Orange is the New Black explaining the fun that is the Dewey Decimal System!