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Cinderella With A Chain Saw

Just your friendly neighborhood Tumblr!
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I am a Potterhead, first and foremost.
I am also a Oncer,
Superwholockian,
Airbender,and Nerdfighter Extraordinaire! I listen to Panic! At The Disco, The Mountain Goats and Neutral Milk Hotel almost exclusively, although I was rased on a diet of Dave Matthews and The Beatles.
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Essentially, I am 15, bored, and living in the middle of everywhere. My dream is to be able to make a living by drinking tea and reading Middle-grade Fiction. Writing Middle-grade fiction is a close second. Being a naive child, I'll probably keep plugging away at it until I'm sniveling in a gutter somewhere and I FINALLY realize that I should have become an accountant. Regardless, I'm not quite there yet, so let's have some fun, yeah?
Apr 24 '14

(Source: tommarvalo)

Apr 24 '14
nudiemuse:

dollsahoy:

agentpaxieamor:

XKCD 4/18/2014

Mouse over text on the comic’s webpage: “I can’t remember where I heard this, but someone once said that defending a position by citing free speech is sort of the ultimate concession; you’re saying that the most compelling thing you can say for your position is that it’s not literally illegal to express.”

nudiemuse:

dollsahoy:

agentpaxieamor:

XKCD 4/18/2014

Mouse over text on the comic’s webpage: “I can’t remember where I heard this, but someone once said that defending a position by citing free speech is sort of the ultimate concession; you’re saying that the most compelling thing you can say for your position is that it’s not literally illegal to express.”

Apr 24 '14

(Source: battman)

Apr 24 '14
Apr 24 '14
thegrayfox:

alright

thegrayfox:

alright

Apr 24 '14
Apr 24 '14
fishingboatproceeds:

I guess now that this has 213,000 notes, it should be mentioned that I never tweeted this (or thought it). The creator has acknowledged they made it up as a joke.

fishingboatproceeds:

I guess now that this has 213,000 notes, it should be mentioned that I never tweeted this (or thought it). The creator has acknowledged they made it up as a joke.

Apr 24 '14

fishingboatproceeds:

Announcement: Henceforth my tumblr will be a Prince George Appreciation Blog.

(Source: everythingroyalty)

Apr 24 '14

fishingboatproceeds:

effyeahnerdfighters:

voicedance:

This super awesome nerdfighter art has always been my favourite, and it served as my inspiration to write a Hank and John version of the Phineas and Ferb theme song.

(Lyrics can be found in the YouTube description!)

Yes, and yes, and yes!

Made of awesome!

Apr 24 '14
fishingboatproceeds:


Shailene Woodley wrote about John Green for Time’s “The 100 Most Influential People,” 2014 [link]. 

1. I am so thrilled to have been named to the 2014 TIME 100. Shai’s essay is so kind and generous. That sentence about planets and moons is a lovely goal for us all to reach toward. Now, that said, I’m no prophet. I’m a guy who not too long ago tried to wax his chin. 
2. Do I really look like that illustration?

fishingboatproceeds:

Shailene Woodley wrote about John Green for Time’s “The 100 Most Influential People,” 2014 [link]. 

1. I am so thrilled to have been named to the 2014 TIME 100. Shai’s essay is so kind and generous. That sentence about planets and moons is a lovely goal for us all to reach toward. Now, that said, I’m no prophet. I’m a guy who not too long ago tried to wax his chin

2. Do I really look like that illustration?

(Source: shailenewoodleysource)